How many antennas are enough? How many more are required to impress the ladies? How many more to impress the ladies enough that they'll overlook the rust?
But you're a ham radio guy? Yeah, so am I. And you're a card-carrying storm spotter/chaser? Yeah, so am I, though I loathe the punks who drive like hell just to watch carnage under the spotter pretext. I work with the kinds of guys who actually report data to the NWS and, you know, get tornado sirens activated to, you know... try to save lives. I don't even bring a camera with me. Anyway, I don't have that many antennas (just the one is fine, thanks), and can still do everything I need to do despite not having 'Skywarn' stickers nor whackerbar lights for 360 coverage. But hey, I bet you get more dates than me.