- Your totaled 2004 Honda Accord: $16,000
- The 2009 Corvette you totaled: $45,000
- Reckless Driving fine for rear-ending another car at high speed on a flat, straight road with no traffic lights, stop signs, or even any intersections, in broad daylight: $1,500 and 30-day suspended license
- Increase in annual insurance premiums: $600
- Marijuana for you, and the two cute girls in the back seat, on the way to school: $25
- Minor in possession of drug paraphernalia and DUI: Class "C" felony arrest
- Getting your ass chewed off by your mom while you stand there in cuffs as the girls look on: PRICELESS
They apparently had not previously met Junior's mom.