Arrived by myself in Engine 51 to a truck off the road with some front end damage.
On the other side of the road, some people were kneeling in the ditch.
No one is in or by the damaged truck
Are you serious? You whacked a deer and called 911 so we can save the deer?
Wrong. Two demerits for me, for jumping to early conclusions.
I spent about ten minutes as the only firefighter on the scene, trying to get the guy to cooperate. No seatbelt, drinking, smacked a tree, involuntarily used his lower abdomen to push the bottom of his steering wheel into the column. Wouldn't let me put a cuff on him or get lung sounds or anything. Pretty whiny when I touched his belly, though. At least his feeble struggle against me told me what I couldn't get from his vitals: Enough blood was still going round and round for him to function up to that point.
Sometimes those drunks walk away. Not this time. Though he gets two stars for trying, seeing as how he made it to the other side of the road before collapsing.
Eventually, more help started to finally show up. About 25 minutes after that, the helicopter took him away. Dude was seriously messed up.
I will never, ever get tired of calling for a helicopter and watching them take my patient away. I don't know what it is, but I always get goosebumps watching them take off with a hot one.
Last I heard, he's still alive. Amazing.
And then I got to go to that housewarming party I was on my way to in the first place. They still had beer, so it was all good.
And by the way, I apologize for the misleading title of the last post. There was nothing at all about the literal "truth" about lying. It was just a catchy title that I wasn't bright enough at the time to realize was misleading. If you didn't notice, then go ahead and forget you read this paragraph.